2005 Mercedes-Benz Smart Tank
The Smart ForTwo is a tiny little vehicle designed for zippy city crawling and tight parking spaces. It’s not exactly powerful, nor does it make for a good off-road vehicle… until one enterprising individual decided to rectify that by adding a pair of tank treads to the broken body of the car.
1996 Volkswagen Polo Harlequin
Believe it or not, but this vehicle’s absurd color scheme and patchwork design are both official VW branding decisions. Needless to say, that made the Harlequin a rather unique little hatchback, indeed - unique, but not quite appealing. A similarly-styled Mk3 Golf was offered to American audiences, since the Polo wasn’t sold there.
2004 Ford Crown Victoria
The hotdog is an icon of American “cuisine”, a simple and tasty dish that has been a staple of food trucks for years. Of course, the food trucks in question typically sell the hotdogs - they don’t take after them! This 2004 Ford Crown Victoria is barely a Ford at all. We can’t speak to how well it drives, and we’re not sure it’s particularly appealing… but we do find ourselves oddly hungry while looking at it.
Hondorghini
This bold and - dare we say - avant-garde vehicle dares to answer the age-old question: “What would happen if we combined a Civic with a Lambo?” The result is a vehicle that - honestly - doesn’t look that bad or out of place.
2003 Isuzu NPR
Driving behind trucks can be a real slog, since they have to adhere to different speed limits altogether. If only there were some way to motivate truck drivers to keep their foot firmly on the pedal… like, say, having an enormous, deadly killer whale chase them down the highway. Sometimes, it pays to think outside of the box.
1991 Nissan Figaro
For many people, the Christmas and holiday seasons always seem to end far too early. But while you may need to go back to the office soon, that’s no reason to let the Christmas spirit die prematurely. Introducing this 1991 Nissan Figaro, a retro-styled convertible with extra tinsel and cheer for your pleasure.
2021 Wayne Enterprises Batcart
As Gotham’s foremost billionaire-playboy-philanthropist, Bruce Wayne enjoys the occasional game of golf. Of course, the dashing socialite deserves a cart to match his status, and Wayne Enterprises was happy enough to oblige. What’s that? No, it looks nothing like the Batmobile… why would you even think that?
2026 Shopping Cart Custom
Remember when you were a kid and got to sit in the shopping cart while mom pushed you around? Ever wish you could go back to those times? Well, with this exclusive 2026 Shopping Cart Custom, you can!
1901 Banana Banana Lambo
Novelty vehicles are by no means a new concept, and can be pretty entertaining when they’re executed well. This one is for all the potassium fans out there. True to its name, it’s a banana-shaped vehicle that offers a unique, “open-air” driving experience. So, hop in - we’ve got to split!
1997 Daihatsu Midget
Believe it or not, but this tiny compact truck was actually an official Daihatsu release. It could carry a modest payload of a mere 331 pounds, and could (un)comfortably seat two people at once. Of course, Daihatsu would have to rename it to the Daihatsu Little Person today.
1991 Oldsmobile Silhouette
Some people never fully return from war. They live their lives convinced that they are still under attack, still forced to fight for their survival. This 1991 Oldsmobile is not for those people. Rather, its appeal seems to be limited exclusively to preteen boys and emotionally stunted males who think tanks are the coolest thing ever. (They are, but that’s no reason to deface a car).
1966 Mercedes-Benz Restomod Pickup
Mercedes-Benz is, of course, one of the world’s most prestigious automakers, specializing in high-end sedans and executive cars. They have never, to our knowledge, released a pickup… but if this restomod is anything to go by, it may not be as bad as you’d expect.
2012 J/GL Lakester
Cars are dangerous enough as it is. They’re big, heavy steel deathtraps that can cause severe damage, both to other cars, and to people. The last thing we need is a car that also takes the shape of a rifle round. Needless to say, this is one speeding bullet that will send you straight to heaven.
1969 Mercedes-Benz Unimog
Its proportions may look odd and a little wonky, but the 1969 Mercedes-Benz Unimog was a real vehicle. We can’t speak to its practicality (which seems to be severely hampered by its size), but it certainly mogs most other compact trucks of today.
1992 Daihatsu Hijet
We can’t say for certain, but there has to be some kind of law or regulation that prevents people from turning their vehicles into bona fide disco balls on wheels. Needless to say, we wouldn’t want to encounter this 1992 Daihatsure Hijet on the road for fear that its kaleidoscopic design may give us a seizure if the sun hits it at the right angle.
1979 Dodge Ram Van
Ah, the age-old bit first perfected by Bugs Bunny: painting a scene over a hard surface, causing the person chasing you to suffer a head-on collision with said surface. Of course, it’s funny in cartoons… and potentially fatal in real life.
1994 Ford Ranger Regular Cab
The original seller for this vehicle has it listed as a ‘94 Ford Ranger Regular Cab… but there’s hardly anything regular about it. It’s essentially a dollhouse on wheels, and while Barbie and Ken would likely get great use out of it, we wouldn’t want to be seen in it.
Bullet Riddled Limousine
Bonnie and Clyde were famously executed via rapid machine gun fire that gave their getaway vehicle a lovely new polka dot pattern. It’s unknown as to what gave this limo its own Swiss makeover, and it’s probably best that it stays that way.
1961 Cadillac Hearse Monster Truck
Normally, a hearse is used as a funeral vehicle for the recently deceased, but this modified ‘61 Cadillac doesn’t merely transport - it creates even more deceased with its massive weight and huge wheels that allow it to trample any and all puny vehicles that may fall beneath it.
1970 Volkswagen Dunebuggy
Dunebuggies don’t need to be the prettiest looking vehicles on the road - they just need to be able to handle the dunes. But a little effort would have been nice for this rather sad looking 1970 VW.
1998 Toyota Previa
The 1998 Toyota Previa was a minivan in the classic dustbuster style. Needless to say, it wasn’t the best looking thing on the market, and somewhat lacked identity. Whoever owned this one clearly wanted to rectify those issues by giving it a more aerodynamic makeover.
1995 Audi A6
Audis are typically great-looking cars, but they can start to seem all too similar from one model to the next. Clearly, the owner of this vehicle wanted to have a more open-air experience while also giving it a unique look. That, or it was parked in a really bad neighborhood.
1997 Suzuki X-90
The X-90 was infamous for its awkward design and odd proportions. Rather than rectify those issues, the owner of this vehicle leaned into them even more, transforming them from bugs to features while making it the most intimidating X-90 ever seen.
1978 Dale Earnhardt El Camino
Dale Earnhardt was one of the most famous stock racecar drivers in history, lovingly referred to as “the Intimidator” or “The Man in Black” by his fans. This vehicle, then, isn’t so much weird as it is a touch tribute to a racing legend.
1992 Volkswagen Polo
Remember the Harlequin from before? This one is basically the exact same car, patchwork pattern and kaleidoscopic colors and all, except for the fact that it seems… a little smaller than before. Hmm - that’s odd. We could have sworn it had a roof at one point.
1998 Suzuki DB52V
Look, not every car is capable of handling every type of terrain. Some are built for dirt roads and badlands; others for highways and narrow city streets. But this is the first vehicle on this list that looks like it was specifically designed for driving on the moon.
1985 Oshkosh Hemtt
At some point, this vehicle likely served honorably at a construction site. Now, it’s listed on eBay like a used trinket, looking more like a LEGO set or something out of Thunderbirds than anything else.
World’s Tallest Electric Dirt Bike
Dirt bikes require some finesse to ride safely, but their design doesn’t often cater to exceptionally tall people, who may find themselves uncomfortably bending their knees just to seat themselves. Fortunately, some genius out there clearly has the Tall Girl community in mind, and developed the world’s tallest electric dirt bike.
Tank Chair
Being in a wheelchair can be difficult for a number of reasons. Besides requiring immense effort to drive oneself around, many people will end up literally and metaphorically looking down on you. That is, unless you opt for this unique construction, which makes you 90% extra intimidating.
1998 BMW 3 Series
The 1998 BMW 3 Series was the final model year of the E36 generation, and was - for all intents and purposes - just your average BMW. This one hasn’t been modified in any way (as far as we can tell), and is otherwise a normal car… except for the fact that it seems to have mastered the art of levitation.
Custom Batmobile
If Tony Stark can build his Ironman suit in a cave with a box of scrapes, then an enterprising mechanic can build a batmobile in their garage. This isn’t the weirdest entry on this list, but it may just be one of the coolest.
1995 Toyota Previa
This is actually the second Previa on this list, and maintains the dustbuster aesthetic of the original model… with the exception of some oversized wheels to give it a higher stance.
2008 Blackwater Grizzly
The 2008 Blackwater Grizzly was an armored personnel carrier designed for urban combat, and the only thing weird about it here is the fact that someone managed to get their hands on one and list it on eBay for the general public.
1999 Club Car Pontoon
Water hazards are fairly common in some golf courses, but they’re typically just an extra environmental challenge to overcome. You’re not going to actually play on the water… right?
Turbocharged Mud Mower
The problem with mowing the lawn is that it takes too long and feels extremely arduous at times. Clearly, the owner (or designer) of this mower thought the same, and equipped it with a turbocharged engine that allows you to wake up your neighbors in the early hours of a Saturday morning with greater efficiency than ever before.
2004 Smart ForTwo
This is the second Smart ForTwo on this list, and is just as unique as the last one. Normally, the vehicle comes with four wheels… and a roof.
2004 Ford Ranger
Aside from the inexplicable pair of wheels on its back, we’re pretty sure that Ford Rangers aren’t supposed to fly like that. One thing’s for sure, though: the suspension is great!
Shopping Cart Go-Cart
Ah, to be a kid again racing down the aisles with a trolley. This shopping cart has been modified for maximum fun and entertainment, but we wouldn’t recommend driving it through Walmart.
2011 Chevrolet Impala
Chevrolet is one of the most iconic American brands in history, and something tells us the owner of this vehicle really loves their home country. It’s possibly the most patriotic thing we’ve ever seen.
