If You Want Strange Driving Laws, These Are the Weirdest U. S. Driving Laws
Driving in America has a lot of rules, but some of them sound like jokes. We’re talking about laws so weird they sound like bad jokes. Let’s take a look at twenty of the weirdest driving laws in the US.
No Driving Blindfolded (Alabama)
Apparently, someone needed to spell this out. In Alabama, it’s illegal to drive blindfolded. It’s common sense, but since it’s a law, someone must have tried it.
No Gorillas in the Backseat (Massachusetts)
In Massachusetts, you can’t drive with a gorilla in your backseat. The law doesn’t say anything about the front seat, though. Clearly, lawmakers saw King Kong one too many times. Either way, if you have travel plans with a primate, it's better to stick to the zoo van instead of your Corolla.
No Honking After 9 Pm (Little Rock, Arkansas)
In Little Rock, it’s illegal to honk your horn after 9 pm near sandwich shops or places that sell cold drinks. Weirdly specific, right? If you’re picking up a sub after hours, keep it quiet; your horn isn’t on the menu.
Don’t Drive With an Uncaged Bear (Missouri)
Missouri bans driving with an uncaged bear. And honestly, thank goodness. Imagine rolling up to a red light next to someone casually carpooling with Smokey. The law may be weird, but it’s one of those rare cases where we all can agree: cage the bear first.
No Jumping From Cars at 65 MPH (California)
In California, it’s illegal to jump from a car going over 65 mph. Under 65 is apparently fair game. Maybe lawmakers decided Darwinism needed a speed limit. Just to be safe, let’s go ahead and not jump out of moving cars at all, okay?
No Driving Through Playgrounds (Dunn, North Carolina)
In Dunn, North Carolina, it’s illegal to drive through playgrounds. You’d think this one’s obvious, but apparently not. So, unless you’re driving a Power Wheels, keep your car far away from the swings and slides.
Don’t Tie Your Pet to the Roof (Alaska)
Alaska law says you can’t tie your dog to the roof of your car. Your dog is not a roof ornament. Between icy roads and moose traffic, your pup deserves the backseat, preferably with the heated seats on.
No Camel Parking on Main Street (Nevada)
It’s illegal to park your camel on Main Street in Nevada. Yes, camels. Back when they were used for transport, this probably made sense. Today it’s just funny. Imagine the tow truck driver’s face when asked to impound a double humped offender.
No Barefoot Driving (Ohio)
Barefoot driving in Ohio isn’t illegal, but it’s strongly discouraged and can be used against you if there’s an accident. So while you can go shoeless, maybe keep the flip flops handy. Pedals and bare toes just don’t mix.
No Spitting From Cars (Georgia)
In Marietta, Georgia, spitting from a car is a no-no. But here’s the kicker: it only applies to cars, not trucks. Truck spitters have a legal free pass. The double standard is weird. Either way, we’re begging you to keep the saliva inside the vehicle.
No Sleeping on the Highway (Illinois)
In Illinois, it’s illegal to sleep on the highway. Not in your car, on the actual road. Which raises so many questions: Who thought that was a good idea? How many times did it happen before they made a law?
Don’t Read Comics While Driving (Oklahoma)
In Oklahoma, it’s against the law to read a comic book while driving. Clearly, someone was too into Superman to watch the road. Today it’s smartphones, not comics, but the point remains: eyes up, folks. Batman can wait.
Don’t Drive Too Slow (Alaska)
We’re used to speed limits, but Alaska also has laws against driving too slowly. On icy roads, a slow car can be just as dangerous as a fast one. So if you’re sightseeing, pull over. Nobody wants to slide into your slow cruise.
No Driving Without Hands on the Wheel (New Jersey)
In New Jersey, you can’t take both hands off the steering wheel, not even to wave or dance along to your favorite song. It’s technically illegal. So next time your jam comes on, keep at least one hand steady. Air guitar solos are for the living room.
No Sheep in the Cab (Montana)
In Montana, it’s illegal to drive with a sheep in the cab of your truck unless you have a chaperone. Apparently, sheep need supervision. Picture it: one man, one sheep, one awkward ride, plus a designated sheep-sitter to keep things proper.
No Driving Without a Steering Wheel (Nevada)
It’s illegal in Nevada to drive without a steering wheel. It sounds like the lawmaker walked in on someone MacGyvering a car with pliers. While it’s common sense, the fact that it’s in the law means someone probably tried it.
No Dirty Tires (Minnesota)
Minnesota has a law against driving with dirty tires. In a state that’s all about snow, mud, and slush, that’s almost impossible. Still, it’s on the books.
Don’t Drive Backwards on a Highway (Arizona)
Arizona law prohibits driving backwards on a public highway. Someone probably thought reversing down I-10 was a shortcut. Well, it wasn’t. Lawmakers made it official: forward only. Reverse is for parking lots, not for seeing the Grand Canyon in your rearview mirror.
No Whale Hunting From Cars (California)
In California, it’s illegal to hunt whales while sitting in your car. Yes, whales. From your car. On land. It’s absurdly specific and hilariously unnecessary, but hey, technically it’s still a law. Unless your Prius doubles as a harpoon boat, you’re safe from breaking this one.
No Street Racing for Fast Food (Connecticut)
In some Connecticut towns, street racing to grab fast food is illegal. That late-night burger run shouldn’t involve drag racing your neighbor. Save the revving for the track, not the Taco Bell drive-thru.
